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My friend, Reida, sent me these 'cuties' through an email... I'm sure you have read some or all of them before, but they still can bring a smile to your face---or maybe a confused look!!!! I have added some photos from the internet. ENJOY!!!
Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter
(Well, let's see. How can that be????)
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Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
(Really? Ya think?)
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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
(Now that's taking things a bit far, don't you think?! )
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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
(What a guy!)
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Miners Refuse to Work after Death
(Well---Those 'good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's! )
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
(See if that works any better than a fair trial!)
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War Dims Hope for Peace
(I can see where it might have that effect! )
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If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
(Ya think?! )
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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
(Who would have thought! )
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Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
(They may be on to something! )
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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
(You mean there's something stronger than duct tape? Tee Hee)
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Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
(He probably IS the battery charge! )
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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
(Weren't they fat enough?! )
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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
(That's what he gets for eating those beans!)
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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
(Do they taste like chicken?)
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Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
(Chainsaw Massacre all over again!)
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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
(Boy, are they tall!)
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And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
(Did I read that right? )
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These are really funny, but sorta sad ---if you think about it. People are 'hired' to proof-read this kind of stuff BEFORE it gets printed.... Wonder if these 'proof-readers' took their morning pills from the Duh Can?????? Heaven help us!!!!!
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Have a wonderful day---and be careful what you put in writing!!!!! Har Har Har
Hugs,