Welcome to JOYFUL REFLECTIONS. Also welcome to OCTOBER. Hope you have an awesome month!
Friday, November 20, 2009
What did you mean??????
My friend, Reida, sent me these 'cuties' through an email... I'm sure you have read some or all of them before, but they still can bring a smile to your face---or maybe a confused look!!!! I have added some photos from the internet. ENJOY!!!
Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter
(Well, let's see. How can that be????)
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Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
(Really? Ya think?)
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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
(Now that's taking things a bit far, don't you think?! )
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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
(What a guy!)
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Miners Refuse to Work after Death
(Well---Those 'good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's! )
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
(See if that works any better than a fair trial!)
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War Dims Hope for Peace
(I can see where it might have that effect! )
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If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
(Ya think?! )
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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
(Who would have thought! )
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Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
(They may be on to something! )
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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
(You mean there's something stronger than duct tape? Tee Hee)
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Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
(He probably IS the battery charge! )
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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
(Weren't they fat enough?! )
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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
(That's what he gets for eating those beans!)
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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
(Do they taste like chicken?)
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Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
(Chainsaw Massacre all over again!)
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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
(Boy, are they tall!)
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And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
(Did I read that right? )
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These are really funny, but sorta sad ---if you think about it. People are 'hired' to proof-read this kind of stuff BEFORE it gets printed.... Wonder if these 'proof-readers' took their morning pills from the Duh Can?????? Heaven help us!!!!!
Have a wonderful day---and be careful what you put in writing!!!!! Har Har Har
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