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Saturday, October 31, 2009
I know you have probably heard all of these before, but I thought you might like something to make you smile today!!!!! Here's some Halloween one-liners for you!! Enjoy!
What do birds give out on Halloween night?
What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
What does a vampire NEVER order at a restaurant ?
-A stake sandwich
What type of dog do vampire's like the best?
What is a ghost's favorite mode of transportation?
Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
-They're so wrapped up in themselves
What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?
-A cereal killer
What would a monster's psychiatrist be called?
What is a vampire's favorite holiday?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Why don't skeletons ever go out on the town?
-Because they don't have any body to go out with
And finally, why do witches use brooms to fly on???????
-Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy...
Have a wonderful Halloween...