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Saturday, October 31, 2009

Happy Halloween


I know you have probably heard all of these before, but I thought you might like something to make you smile today!!!!! Here's some Halloween one-liners for you!! Enjoy!


What do birds give out on Halloween night?
-Tweets


What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
-A trombone


What does a vampire NEVER order at a restaurant ?
-A stake sandwich


What type of dog do vampire's like the best?
-A bloodhound


What is a ghost's favorite mode of transportation?
-A scareplane


Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
-They're so wrapped up in themselves


What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?
-A cereal killer


What would a monster's psychiatrist be called?
-A Shrinkenstein


What is a vampire's favorite holiday?
-Fangsgiving


What is a vampire's favorite sport?
-Casketball


Why don't skeletons ever go out on the town?
-Because they don't have any body to go out with


And finally, why do witches use brooms to fly on???????
-Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy...


Have a wonderful Halloween...


Hugs,