Welcome to the month of SEPTEMBER, 2015. My 'header' this month was taken on our recent trip to the Grand Tetons National Park. We took this photo on the grounds of the Chapel of the Transfiguration.

Saturday, October 31, 2009

Happy Halloween


I know you have probably heard all of these before, but I thought you might like something to make you smile today!!!!! Here's some Halloween one-liners for you!! Enjoy!


What do birds give out on Halloween night?
-Tweets


What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
-A trombone


What does a vampire NEVER order at a restaurant ?
-A stake sandwich


What type of dog do vampire's like the best?
-A bloodhound


What is a ghost's favorite mode of transportation?
-A scareplane


Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
-They're so wrapped up in themselves


What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?
-A cereal killer


What would a monster's psychiatrist be called?
-A Shrinkenstein


What is a vampire's favorite holiday?
-Fangsgiving


What is a vampire's favorite sport?
-Casketball


Why don't skeletons ever go out on the town?
-Because they don't have any body to go out with


And finally, why do witches use brooms to fly on???????
-Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy...


Have a wonderful Halloween...


Hugs,