Saturday, October 31, 2009

Happy Halloween

I know you have probably heard all of these before, but I thought you might like something to make you smile today!!!!! Here's some Halloween one-liners for you!! Enjoy!

What do birds give out on Halloween night?

What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
-A trombone

What does a vampire NEVER order at a restaurant ?
-A stake sandwich

What type of dog do vampire's like the best?
-A bloodhound

What is a ghost's favorite mode of transportation?
-A scareplane

Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
-They're so wrapped up in themselves

What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?
-A cereal killer

What would a monster's psychiatrist be called?
-A Shrinkenstein

What is a vampire's favorite holiday?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

Why don't skeletons ever go out on the town?
-Because they don't have any body to go out with

And finally, why do witches use brooms to fly on???????
-Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy...

Have a wonderful Halloween...